Quotable Quotes

Working at the pool puts me in contact with a wide variety of kids. Some are as cute as a button, while other are well... not as cute as a button. Although some of their comments and questions are frustrating, a lot of them literally make me laugh out loud. Here are a few of my favorites from this summer:

Not-So-Little-Boy: I will have a bag of Fritos, Snickers, a Sour Patch Kids, and a pop.

Me: What flavor of pop?

Not-So-Little-Boy: A Sunkist. That is the orange flavored one right?

Me: Sure is!

Not-So-Little-Boy: Ok good. My mom said I need to be healthier and eat more fruit.

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Blond Girl: How much is an ice cream sandwich?

Me: Seventy-five.

Blond Girl: Dollars!?!

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(While in broad daylight at 2:30 in the afternoon)

Butch Girl: Is it night swim right now?

Me: No. That would take place at night.

Butch Girl: Oh.

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Approx. 12 Year Old Boy: Can I have a fudge bar?

Me: Sorry bud. We are all out of every type of ice cream.

Approx. 12 Year Old Boy: Oh. Darn. Can I have an ice cream sandwich then?

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Lost Little Girl: I can't find my mommy!

Me: Do not worry. We can call her over the intercom. What is her name?

Lost Little Girl: Umm... mommy.

Me: Okaaay. What is your name. We can call her to come get you.

Lost Little Girl: I am not supposed to tell strangers my name.

Me: Alright then. Tell me what your mommy looks like, and one of us could go find her.

Lost Little Girl: She is rounder than you and has umm... blue hair.

Me: Are you sure her hair is blue?

Lost Little Girl: Yes!

*We found this little girl's mom, and her hair was definitely blond.